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Originally Posted by Sliver
Yes really. If Jesus led a normal life (grew up, became a teenager, went through a rebellious stage, banged some chicks, learned carpentry, got into construction, whistled at cute girls as they walked by the job site, got hammered at the pub on Fridays, etc.), then pissed off the wrong guy and was crucified, there wouldn't be the bible we have today. It is because of the life he led that his death became important.
BTW, he didn't actually rise from the dead because that is absurd. They wrote that bit in after the fact. His teachings are what made him popular and are what was important.
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Well. I'm glad you set the story straight, now we all know. I'm glad you cleared that all up. Damn man, where have you been? You should have said this earlier. It would really have saved a lot of people a lot of trouble.
You may have put a lot of theologians out of work though. They're not going to be happy with you.
And God forbid you get on the bad side of the Theologians Union Local 1225.