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Originally Posted by pylon
On behalf of TTC and myself, I would like to say the Stampede sucks.
Seriously, can this thing be any more predictable and repetitive.
Ooooooh... a new daring fried food!
Oooooooh... more B-grade washed up musicians!
Ooooooooh... the same old diesel powered, 5th rate, ghetto carnival rides!
Ooooooooh... Tracked marked carnies emptying your wallet for a highly flamable, stuffed walrus worth 6 bucks.
Oooooooooh... I got so drunk last night and contracted herpes from some disease bag ho at Ranchmans.
Ooooooooooh... More dead horses to make our festival and city look like a bunch of slack-jawed rednecks to the international community.
Maybe one year if they actually change the thing up, and do something meaningful with it, I would get the hype. But the thing has barely changed in the 30 something years I have lived here and remember it.
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Without Stampede 90% of the guys in this town wouldn't have lost there virginity so easy