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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
What part of he died and suffered for our sins don't you understand.
What part of he was betrayed and murdered and then resurrected don't you understand.
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To be fair, billions of people have trouble understanding this part. However, for those who do believe it, it is obviously important. Symbolize away, my Catholic friends!
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE! 
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