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Originally Posted by Cheese
It is widely known that the practise of Turconianism is a Doomsday cult.
The Branch Turconians is a sect that split away from the Minnesota Adventureist church. Under their old leader, Ken Hitchcock, it became a destructive doomsday cult when the army of Ducks defeated the men of Stars in 2003.. Many of their members died during a standoff with federal authorities in Wacko, TX. Fragments of the original group survive.
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Turconians are a growing sect. Gone is the prophet Hitchcock.
Doomsday shall rain upon you, when the great Turco and Kipper meet in Round 3! All Hail Turco and his great spiritual leaders Modano, Zubov, and of course the Cleric, Jokinen
The Stars have several members of the Order of the Finn. Kipper did not follow the Finn contingent to participate in the glorious battle of the Olympics. For this he shall not be annointed in rite of the Stanleys Cup ceremony.