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Originally Posted by notoepik

I AM TURCONIAN!

It is widely known that the practise of Turconianism is a Doomsday cult.

The Branch Turconians is a sect that split away from the Minnesota Adventureist church. Under their old leader, Ken Hitchcock, it became a destructive doomsday cult when the army of Ducks defeated the men of Stars in 2003.. Many of their members died during a standoff with federal authorities in Wacko, TX. Fragments of the original group survive.