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n a press conference yesterday Ford called the crack video accusations "ridiculous" but offered little in the way explanation. And today's twin brother defense is failing to quell skeptics, since no record of such a person actually exists.
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I've heard the reason there is no record of Ford's evil twin brother is because he's been chained up in the basement since a toddler. Now that he's escaped, he's causing Ford all kinds of trouble.