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Old 05-15-2013, 04:52 PM   #32
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Originally Posted by Minnie View Post
I like your old man, CC.

Years ago, my tiny gran chased some door to door salespeople all the way down their considerably long driveway, with a broom, yelling at them. They never came back. Can't imagine why.

We haven't had any of these guys by the house in ages. I'm not complaining. But some ####### sticks his foot in my door after I've refused the product? He'll pull back a bloody stump. I'll be slamming that door as hard as I can.
Yeah, the funny thing is my dad is all of 5'6 150 pounds (somehow I think someone cheated cause I'm 6 ft and over 200 pounds but whatever) but he's got the fierce glare and angry face thing down to a science and put the fear of god into all of my sisters boyfriends.
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