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Originally Posted by jammies
I want to set up one of those clothesline traps on my street; when buddy decides to take his noisemaking machine down the street at 3 AM, I could just press a button and have him decapitated by the razor wire that would spring up at neck height.
That seems both a measured and reasonable approach to the problem. Who will miss these d-bags? My guess would be: no one.
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Back when I was about 12 we setup a clothesline. Although it was used to play tennis, but it worked as a clothesline. We attached it to bushes on one side of the street and a lamp post on the other side. We forgot to take it down when we went inside and we clotheslined a girl riding by on her bike. We didn't learn though and heard tires screetching outside. We quickly remembered what we did, and went out and saw a car sitting in the middle of the street the string nice and tight against the windshield, and some really angry driver cursing at us. The cops came by a couple hours later and told us not to do it again. That ended our tennis playing days.