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Originally Posted by Cheese
...·The Day before the Kiprusoff takes to the ice in battle will forever be known as Yom-Kipper. Beacons and followers must adorn themselves in the color of the Kipper and feast mightily to gain strength for the fight against the next great enemy. It is recommended that followers indulge in foods of the Finnish variety such as meatballs, chicken or salmon. The kalakukko fish pie is known to have special powers and if all Beacons partake of this meal it is a guarantee that the great Kipper will be victorious in the following days battle.
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Killer thread, Cheese. Nice work.
I should like to suggest a theological shift in the service of grammatical correctness, and to ensure that the Hassidic Jews do not mount a lawsuit (or a Holy War). Yom Kipper is literally translated the "Day of Kipper"; perhaps a slight emmendation to Yom P'ny Kipper; the "Day before Kipper", is in order. Erev-Kipper, or "Kipper's Eve" does not have the same ring to it, but it is perhaps even more syntactically appropriate.
On a side note:
• Are players on the Flames roster "pillars of the church", much like the apostles in Christiandom?
• If so, do they qualify for veneration?