Me - "Yeah so I get that i didn't get the job, but I just wanted to get some feed back so I can improve myself."
Female HR Manager - "Well you're smart and educated and devastatingly handsome, we were worried that you'd totally roger all the girls in the company and maternity leave is a big expense for us, so we had to go with someone genetically inferior to you"
Me - "Ah yes I completely understand, I can totally dressdown,grease up my hair and grow a pornstache to help balance off my incredible abilities to attract females"
Her - "You could do that tomorrow, now why don't you just march that butt over here so I can take some d$$$$$$$n"
Me - "Sweet, but are you paying me for this interview?"
Her - "Let me get my cheque book"
Me - "Can you make it out to cash, that's my nickname"
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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