Or.. . .
The Sharks score early and often running up 8 goals and Loungo is pulled thus forever keeping the name 8oungo.
Schnieder goes in and gets pummeled allowing 5 goals on 6 shots, forever will he be known as 5chneider.
The Sedin's look at each other, shrug, grab hands and skate off of the ice in a perfectly synchronized fashion. As Kesler reaches the end of the handshake line (after snapping his head back everytime someone reaches out to shake hishand of course) a Shark/Octopus hybrid being ridden by Debbie Gibson rips him apart and eats him.
AV now seeing his team eliminated crashes to his knees and starts crying only to take a momentous right cross across the lips by Batman.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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