Wasn't Randy Gregg gay? I mean, not in the sense that all Oilers are "gay," I mean it in the sense that he wasn't attracted to women. I don't mean "wasn't attracted to women" in the sense that he was attracted to farm animals, I mean it in the sense that he wasn't attracted to women in the sense that he was gay, and he was attracted to farm animals in the sense that he was an Oiler.
Edit: Whoops, typed Glen Anderson, but meant Dr. Randy Gregg.