-flirt with 20 some odd year boys
-laugh at farts
-laugh at burps
-laugh at gifs on CP
-post gifs on CP
-watch Jersey Shore
-listen to Cudi, Eminem, and Jayz
-read teen fiction
-laugh when anyone says 'That's what she said' when it's pertinent
-be competitive even when it's with a 14 year old
-drink from juice boxes
-call my cousins in Canada in the middle of the night when I'm drunk or send drunk texts
-laugh at South Park
-yell at my kids when they say 'damn' but use every cuss word daily on a regular basis