[Senator Clay Davis]

This is incredible. These are the cherry picked quotes from Gawker but the whole thing is spectacular.

In the missive, the author expresses concern for her sisters' ("you stupid cocks") mental well being...

Are you people ####ing ######ed?

...and encourages them, earnestly, to reach out to her if she might be of assistance.

That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events.

She reveals that she has received word from individuals expressing concern that Delta Gamma girls have not been themselves at recreational sporting events...

I've not only gotten texts about people being ####ing WEIRD at sports

...and behaving in ways observers found unusual.

but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ####ing. Team. ARE YOU ####ING STUPID?!!

Though the author understands the importance of good sportsmanship...

I don't give a #### about sportsmanship

...she worries this behavior could create the impression that Delta Gamma is a house divided.

I will ####ing #### punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a #### if you SOR me, I WILL ####ING ASSAULT YOU.

Finally, she instructs any sisters who might not feel up to socializing to stay home and recuperate...

I swear to ####ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober.

...because maintaining an atmosphere of conviviality is key.

I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not ####ing awkward than 80 that are ####ing ######s.

Love you girls!

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ####. Go #### yourself.

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-d...will-ever-read