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Old 04-25-2013, 08:38 AM   #45
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Originally Posted by Bigtime View Post
I guess I find the "kid free" wedding thing kind of sad because some of my best memories as a child was getting to go to weddings (especially the big Italian ones on my moms side). Meet lots of people, have some food and desserts, and get to dance and have a blast.

I can understand location reasons (like yours I-Hate-Hulse), and cost for others. But when I see a wedding being hosted downtown at the Hyatt (mega-bux) with a family that can more than afford it I don't understand why they put the restriction on there.

Guess I'm floating into "gear grinder" territory on this.
Weddings for kids is the last great bastian of the free booby grope. Half the woman are drunk, and they all want to pick you up and dance with you or whatever, and in their mind you're completely no threat and its sooooo cute when you try to tune in Tokyo through their Brides Maids dresses.

Its entirely the last time that you can totally get away with grabbing as much boobie as possible.
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