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Originally Posted by YYC in LAX
I got a job six years ago as a "madden" at the Stampede manually masturbating horses and bulls shortly before they were cinched up and ridden. This technique gets them extra excited and they buck harder so long as you don't stroke them past their threshold.
Anyways, everyone said I was an absolute natural so they had me back for three consecutive years afterwards.
They pay by the horse/bull so with a strong arm and wrist and a willingness to get a little dirty there's DEFINITELY some money to be made!
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Thanked because no no longer feel I had the worst Stampede job.