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Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola
Vigilante justice tailor made for this:
Step 1: Visit your friends place, if possible scope the fridge for a nearly full container of margarine or butter.
Step 2: Stealthily take the jar with you to the bathroom. (Make sure you are brewing a healthy grimace.)
Step 3: Remove the contents of the container. Taking care to maintain the integrity of the top exposed layer.
Step 4: Carefully place a stool sample within the container.
Step 5: Place the previously removed contents onto the sample.
Step 6: Place the container back in the fridge. Only if you are satisfied with the appearance of the container, so that it doesn't indicate any tampering has taken place.
Step 7: Wait.
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Anyone else just throw up in their mouth a little bit?
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