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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
I got pissed and passed out on my buddy's couch, so him and another friend decide to use moving boxes and such to construct a fort over the couch for me to wake up in. The morons also decided to throw a plastic drop sheet over the whole thing.
I was lucky to wake up before I was totally out of oxygen and got out of the thing. Realizing that I was lucky to be alive, and that I would never be able to forgive him unless I got him back somehow, I took a dump in his bed.
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Vigilante justice tailor made for this:
Step 1: Visit your friends place, if possible scope the fridge for a nearly full container of margarine or butter.
Step 2: Stealthily take the jar with you to the bathroom. (Make sure you are brewing a healthy grimace.)
Step 3: Remove the contents of the container. Taking care to maintain the integrity of the top exposed layer.
Step 4: Carefully place a stool sample within the container.
Step 5: Place the previously removed contents onto the sample.
Step 6: Place the container back in the fridge. Only if you are satisfied with the appearance of the container, so that it doesn't indicate any tampering has taken place.
Step 7: Wait.