The Holy Playoff Ticket of Saddledome
Now did the Lord say, "First thou obtainest the Holy Playoff Ticket. Then thou must wear red. Red shall be the colour of the wearing and the colour of the wearing shall be Red. Black shalt thou not wear, neither shalt thou wear white, excepting that thou then covereth it over with Red. Blue is right out. Once the red, being the colour of the wearing, be worn, then usest thou the Holy Playoff Ticket and cheereth loudly to intimidate thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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