Not really, just in case someone takes this as such. This is made up.
Flames: "The Calgary Flames announce that Jay Bouwmeester will be scratched for tonight's game. No further announcement at this time."
TSN: "We have almost confirmed a definite, for sure trade of Bouwmeester to Detroit for..." A producer in jeans and a t-shirt angrily walks onto the set, whispers in Ward's ear. Lots of angry gestures.. Then producer walks off, red faced, mouth set in a grimace. Ward continues, "Uh. We'd like to announce that absolutely nothing is happening in the NHL anywhere. We're not even sure games are actually being played..."
A monitor in the background shows Chicago scoring.
Ward continues, looking very unsure of himself. Keeps glancing off-set, apparently looking for someone to rescue him, "Uh. We have unsubstantiated and unconfirmed reports of maybe, possibly a puck entering a net in the general vicinity of the city of Chicago. More when we get confirmation....this probably is just rumor..."
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