I've got tickets for the Fire Feaster Train, leaving from Poor Trade Returns Station, travelling via the most unbalanced roster ever assembled, and with stops at Left Wingers at Every Forward Position, and the Ryan O'Reilley Offer Sheet Fiasco. On weekends it connects through the Graveyard of 2nd String Goalies, and Unequivocal Statements That Are Shown To Be False. Please no smoking, no pets, and no defensive defencemen. Reduced fares available to players 5-foot-9 and under. Admission free for college students.
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I am a lunatic whose world revolves around hockey and Oilers hate.
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