I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer last week. Sitting at home mourning the loss of my testicle as we speak. More tests to see if it has spread to my lymphnodes this week. Luckily testicular cancer is very treatable. The morale of my story, however, is to feel your balls one a month, gentlemen.
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