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Originally Posted by PsYcNeT

One would assume that if they were of sufficient physical state and mental acumen, that they would be actual cops, rather than out of shape and/or too-dumb-for-traffic-detail mall cops.

One could also assume that when you do things like sit on escalators, yell at security guards, throw coffee cups, and kicked out of a mall, that this individual was not of sufficient mental acumen.

But that would be presumptuous.