Back on topic, I recommend coming into the IT field. You're young, single, probably willing to travel a bit and motivated to take on projects.
Go get some two-year IT degree at SAIT and come into the IT consulting world. Get some junior experience with a consulting firm for the oil companies, and then go out on your own independent contracting. Great money, never really have to work past 5, and you can call your own shots.
Plus, you're probably male and from Generation Y/Z, which makes you an ideal candidate for getting a head-start on looking at a screen for 8-10 hours per day
