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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Rooney will never work outside of the UK and I seriously doubt he would sign anywhere else, he is an unfortunatly typical english player, a bit dim, badly fed and more than a little parochial. He wouldn't learn any more Spanish or Italian beyond 'lets go back to my place for a shag'
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He is probably capable of learning the phrase "how much" in different languages as it is essential knowledge for procuring the services of grandmother prostitutes.