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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'd like to see a edgier princess Leia in the new movie, despondant over her divorce from Han, the sex scandal with R2D2 and his retractile tools, her choice of Chewbacca's grandfather as her running mate until his porn addiction scandal almost wrecked the election (Star Wars Christmas special yo). Her kids hate her because of her addiction to fermented blue milk, her brother still in counseling because of their close brush with incest. the movie opens with Princess Leia stealing the Millenium Falcon to steal away to the pod races of Tatooine.
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I'd buy that for a Galactic Credit!