Tell her that when you got home you confronted 3 thieves that were trying to steal the couch. Even though they obviously had martial arts training you were fighting them off valiantly but then you saw a small child wandering into the street. As you rushed to save the child from oncoming traffic the thieves put the couch in the back of their van and drove off. Just to make it believable smash a window and punch yourself in the face a few times.
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