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Originally Posted by flylock shox
My girlfriend bought a couch from some antique store up the street this weekend.
It's an okay looking couch, but it smells all musty and kind of dank.
It came from an estate sale, so I reckon that the smell probably comes from its previous owner having died on it. Or maybe the previous owner died as a result of the smell. Either way, the couch is now sitting in my living room either passively waiting for me to expire on it, or actively trying to kill me.
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Old people died having sex on it.
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