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Old 02-23-2013, 12:27 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale View Post
If I won 30-million, I would build a a bar called "CP Central" that would come complete with a hockey rink, driving range, paint-ball course, go-kart track, and a centralized location in the lounge for the (ridiculously hot) waitresses to mud wrestle like professionals. I would form a micro-brewery to make an exclusive, patented version of both "Heroine Beer" and "Kool-Aid."

I would then marry a deaf/mute nymphomaniac gymnast who owns a golf course.

And I would buy-out Comeau's contract.
Just bring this place to Calgary and make it adults only after 3

http://www.castlefunpark.com/
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