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Originally Posted by Table 5
The lottery always seems to be wasted on those without an imagination. With his winnings, the guy's says he's gonna get some tattoos and a truck to match his Harley. Talk about wasted opportunity.
I like seeing people go balls out with their winnings and do something outlandish... that's why you dream about winning the lottery, so you can go nuts! Take a Virgin Galactic trip into space. Buy a Veyron. Turn into Hank Scorpio. But please don't be boring. What you do with your money is the one thing us non-winners have to be entertained by.
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If I won 30-million, I would build a a bar called "CP Central" that would come complete with a hockey rink, driving range, paint-ball course, go-kart track, and a centralized location in the lounge for the (ridiculously hot) waitresses to mud wrestle like professionals. I would form a micro-brewery to make an exclusive, patented version of both "Heroine Beer" and "Kool-Aid."
I would then marry a deaf/mute nymphomaniac gymnast who owns a golf course.
And I would buy-out Comeau's contract.