The Russians bit was the funniest for me.
Imagining this group:
Sitting around a room voting constantly on some Commodore Amiga 1000s
No way were they going to beat the combined might of the West! I was voting on all 3 of my office computers and my phone. I remember one slow day at work I'm walking into all of my offices and just submitting votes from each computer as often as I could! Haha! Oh man. I cant believe I was getting paid for that.
Decadent West!