A few years ago I was in line at one of the concession stands during intermission, two younger doods in front me and they both ordered nachos and two beer each. Someone else ordering normally wouldn't grab my attention.. but I ran through the physics of this very quickly and was left wondering; How the hell do you carry that successfully without dripping stuff all over yourself and others?
So the obvious solution was to request drink holders, which they did. I thought hrmm smart. Ok so one guy carries the four beer in the drink holders then the other guy carries the two orders of Nachos. Well done gentlemen.
Then something happened that I will never forget for the rest of my life.
They took the two beer and put them in the front two compartments, and snuggled the Nachos in beside the beer. It was a perfect fit.
I have drawn a diagram and put it in this spoiler tag for size:
I was absolutely blown away, I got right in there and asked them "What is this sorcery you control?" And they told me to give it a shot, so I did. It was amazing. Even after a few heroine beer you could still maneuver like a dream.. I felt like I was floating to my seat, temping fate by weaving my bundle of treasures through the crowd.. it was ecstasy.
So now when I get to go to a Flames game it is one of the things I look forward to the most. Thank you young doods, whoever you are.