The only thing you can do is break up the marriages.
Sleep with both of the wives, posting videos on your favorite porn site, send links to both husbands.
That, or stay out of it. Marriage can be rough the first couple years learning to live with someone, etc. If it works out, great. If it doesn't then oh well. Just hope they don't have kids.
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