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I particularly enjoyed these parts of the manifesto.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in, a re, sidence. 68 degrees is perfect.

Cyclist, I have no problem sharing the road with you. But, at least go the ****ing speed limit post, ed or get off the road!!! That is a feasible request. Livestrong you fraudulent a**holes.