This one I know is relatively unpopular based on the usual response I get. Alas, I still feel like I need to fight the good fight.
The Europeans have it right. Nothing beats a good beday. Seriously, you just feel so much cleaner after. I do a very good job of wiping, but it just doesn't make sense to me, there's no water there... so you're just wiping paper all over your ass. Really, you need some water to clean yourself.
Think about this.
Nobody ever says "now go rub down your hands with paper before dinner young man"
or "man what a great workout. I'm so sweaty. Give me 10 minutes so I can go roll around in paper and clean myself up."
Bottom line, is that, is your ass really clean? Really? How good was that wipe?
Bedays destroy toilet paper, because water is a great cleaning mechanism.
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