[Reaper]

Guilty Dislikes (things other people like that I feel akward about mentioning)

Seafood - I hate it. All of it. Fish, shellfish, caviar, etc. I wish people would simply be able to accept the fact that I don't like it, there's nothing they can do to change it and, yes, I grew up on the west coast. No kidding.

Golf - A great way to ruin a nice walk. Next.

Molson Canadian - Why are most people bewildered when I mention this one? I dunno, maybe perhaps I didn't learn to drink by having someone bootleg for me so I wasn't forced to drink the beer located closest to the cashier.

Honda Civics - Okay, here's the thing: I don't care that you dropped thousands of dollars on 'mods' for your economy car...it's still an economy car. No amount of cut vinyl graphics, shiny rims or gigantic spoilers will convince me that your car is a racecar. Now, take the small penis you are compensating for and hop in your Honda Civic for a drive.

Slutty Chicks who crave attention - While I understand that women have needs I could really care less about the fact that slutty chicks want guys to fall all over themselves for their attention. Show some dignity. Show some class. If all your bringing to the discussion is a pair of hip huggers then perhaps you should sit down and try to study with the rest of the class so you don't get left back.

Baseball - It bores me to tears and I make no bones that I would rather watch a fishing show than a baseball game. At least you know the guys on the fishing shows are drunk out of their minds.

Cattle Boyz Barbeque Sauce - Yes, it's barbeque sauce. Yes, it's made in Calgary. Now, stop stroking yourself before you get thrown out of the store for masturbating over tomato paste, vinegar, molasses and spices. Sheesh.