[smoothpops]

Originally Posted by pylon

OT, but semi related.

About a year ago, there was a guy in a wheel chair, stuck in the snow, trying to cross the street in front of my work. I was waiting at the light to go home, and I jumped out of my car to help push him across the street. He looked stright at me, like he understood what I was doing, waited for me to walk all the way over to him, and the second I put my hands on the chair, he blurts out:

"Get your hands off me, you F@GGOT!"

I lol'd, got in my car, and went on my merry way.

What part of his chair were touching? did ya go a lil low there buddy? :P