Interesting. The same night you posted this, I happened to see two guys dump beer on a guy in a wheelchair.
I followed them, snuck up on them and bludgeoned them each with my lead pipe ("Leaddie") until they were unconscious. I then dragged them to the river and hanged them from their feet so they were upside down, waist deep in the water. Then I watched them struggle until they were both bereft of life. I smiled when they breathed their last.
Although to be fair, my thing happened in Vancouver. Funny coincidence, I suppose. I guess it doesn't actually have much to do with your story, actually. But those guys were still jerks.
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