Take a drink when Rob Kerr sounds like his going through puberty.
Take a drink when another play dies on Comeau's stick.
Take a drink if Bouwmeester "blasts" a shot from the point or has a "cannon"
Take a drink every time Tanguay tries to force a pass to Iginla instead of shooting.
Take a drink every time Butler comes over the boards, you will need it.
Take a drink every time you hear that god awful Barbera Streisand song.
Take a drink every 30 seconds during the last five minutes of the game if the Flames lead by one.
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