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troutman · 02-01-2013, 01:28 PM

Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded greenhouse effect? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the ‘price’ of car pollution, you’ll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac.

- Kent Brockman

RANGER: Young lady, the federal government’s position on global warming is that it does not exist. This glacier’s doing just fine.
LISA: No, it isn’t. It’s a lump of slush. Look at it!
(Later, Lisa falls in a pool of meltwater created by the disintegrating glacier.)
LISA: Help, I’m sinking in the lake!
RANGER: You mean, you’re walking on the glacier!

02-01-2013, 01:28 PM	#45
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded greenhouse effect? Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the ‘price’ of car pollution, you’ll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac. - Kent Brockman RANGER: Young lady, the federal government’s position on global warming is that it does not exist. This glacier’s doing just fine. LISA: No, it isn’t. It’s a lump of slush. Look at it! (Later, Lisa falls in a pool of meltwater created by the disintegrating glacier.) LISA: Help, I’m sinking in the lake! RANGER: You mean, you’re walking on the glacier! Last edited by troutman; 02-01-2013 at 01:41 PM.