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Old 01-29-2013, 03:43 PM   #340
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Originally Posted by Inglewood Jack View Post
Star Trek deflector shields protect the shield generator itself...checkmate!
pffft 24 duel mounted heavy turbo lasers from 1 star destroyer batter down the shields in about 4 seconds especially if they hit the dorsal side (Those dorsal shields buckle in about 2 seconds in every star trek story) meanwhile 72 tie fighters and bombers that can't be hit by a federation ships weapons (no point defenses) blow apart the warp nacelles.

Meanwhile the death star appears over the earth and the emporer makes hip pumping movements because the Federation has pitiful few small fighters that can make a trench run.

Before he destroys the earth he sends down an imperial walker to make peeing motions over the statue of Kirk.
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