[CaptainCrunch]

I believe that people today are worse then they were 20 years ago

I believe that Canadian's have become incredibly arrogant

I believe that a lot but not all parents out there are terrible parents

I believe that slamming hips with a homely girl is incredibly good for you physically and mentally

I don't care that your kid is a honor student at the Felcher academy or that your family is made up of three stick kids and a stick dog

There is no such thing as an accidental crime

I believe that the criminal justice system has no clue about public safety.

I believe that a lot of violent criminals are just bad people that need to go away.

I don't believe that if you have a sh%tty childhood that its any excuse for becoming a sh%tty adult

I believe that parents are doing a entirely crappy job of teaching their kids honor, work ethic and earning their way.

I don't believe that you can fix bullying with a hug

I believe that the lash should be bought back for rapists and sexual predators

I believe that a violent crime against a child warrents the death penalty

I believe that domestic abuse of a woman warrants the whip

I believe that if Alannis wants to ever release a good album again that I'm the only guy that she should date.

I believe that secretly deep down every woman loves anal