The most important thing in the new stadium is that they bring back Wendy's on the concourse so I can be properly stoked on grease and sugar while I am booing Bouwmeister. Also, there should be large men in riot gear smushing the skulls of anyone who comes to the game in a tie.
Oh yah, and maybe they could have the whole stadium on giant treads so it could rumble around the city, crushing our enemies beneath its mighty bulk. Think of the prestige associated with the first fully mobile, nuclear-powered arena/AFV! The Russians will be so jealous.
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