[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

- I hate cats. Every time I see one I want to step on its head. They're disgusting stupid animals that use you and dogs are way more fun. Plus, dogs don't sh*t in your house.

- Science-Fiction and Fantasy as a book/movie/TV/video game genre are awful. I can't stand Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Skyrim, etc.

- Hip Hop is the greatest genre of music. I'm a firm believer that mainstream Hip Hop went off a cliff in 1995. Underground Hip Hop is alive and well. You give me a Rock song with a good political/religious/economic/cultural message and I will find a Hip Hop artist and song that blows your rock song out of the water.

- I can't stand Sidney Crosby.

- Girls with big boobs ARE disgusting.

- I have a preconception (that may or may not be true) that Calgarians are just a bunch of rich oil and gas business pricks with no concern for any kind of social justice issues whether environmental, same sex marriage, wars overseas, etc.

- Omar from The Wire is the best television character ever.

- I agree with probably 50% of what Alex Jones says.

- CBC is both a vital and important part of Canadian culture and needs to have its funding dramatically increased.

- I love the Can-Con requirements the CRTC has in place.

- Drinking alcohol is a wussy way to 'loosen up' in social situations. Grow up and learn social skills by trial and error when you're sober.

- I think goalies should be allowed to get smoked when they leave the blue paint.

- BC, not Alberta, is the best Canadian province.

- Tomatoes are gross.

- For the most part, I hate white people. Except Seth Rogen.

- I like Paul Rudd.

- Malt liquor is the best alcohol there is. Cheap and effective. (Yes, I know it makes you look like a bum).