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Just to re-cap on the Blues past 12 months:

- John Terry, while suspended for the Champions League final, that his team miraculously wins, finds the time to jump on the field after the match, adorned in his full playing kit, taking center stage.

- John "I sleep with team-mates wives" Terry racism case, results in 4 game suspension. Oddly enough, his explanation for calling Anton a "'f****** black c***' wasn't strong enough to appeal.

- Not even 9 months after being hired, and better yet -- just 6 months after leading his team to winning the Champions League, manager Roberto di Matteo is fired.

- Days later, after a rigorous interview process, with countless desireable applicants, he is replaced with the affable Rafael "FACT! Waiter" Benitez. Pundits around, conclude he is well on his way to permanency. (Permanent Chelsea job. yeah i lol'd)

- Blues player, Mikel, frustration with the unforeseeable thought that Manchester United would beat them in Stamford Bridge, accuses referee Clattenburg of insulting him with a racist quirp. The subsequent investigation is to the contrary, and Mikel is found guilty, and banned for 3 games, and £60,000 fine.

- Eden Hazard impatient with the efficiency in which the ball-"boy" is returning the ball, causes him to fall onto a ball, where he subsequently tries to kick the ball out from under the lad, but also kicks his ribs. Thankfully, the kid has the gall of a certain liverpool striker, and after his home side wins, he visits the opponents dress room to graciously accept apology.