I've always thought shellfish were in extreme pain everyday, more than most anything else in the world.
I mean, really, their god damn skeletons are on the outside of their bodies. Their exoskeletal structures have been reversed - God was drunk when he made these poor fools.
They must wake up in the morning, all hazy-eyed and discombobulated, and once they come to . . . . ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ####tttttttt THIS SUCKKKKKKKKS OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
And that's life for them day in and day out.
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