Or an Ed 209
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Little Tom, Dick and Harry are walking down the hall of their Junior High School
ED-209: [
menacingly] Present your hall pass. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Dick I think you better do as he says, Tom.
[
Tom pulls out his hall pass and holds it in front of Ed's optical sensor. ED-209 advances, growling]
ED-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.
[
Tom turns to Dick , who looks nervous]
ED-209: You are in direct violation of School Code 1.13, Section 9.
Harry and Dick both step back with a look of horror on his face
ED-209: You have 5 seconds to comply.
Tom: Help me!
ED-209: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!
[
ED-209 opens fire and shreds Tom]
Dick: Man this school is harsh