I'm a dog lover, but all owners need to realize that their dogs are stupid a**holes and should be treated accordingly. My dog is pretty well trained (comes on command, sits, stays, doesn't bark unless she wants in etc.) but she still has her dumbass moments. The only dogs I've seen not have idiot moments are pure working dogs (ie. police dogs, herding dogs etc. with years of intricate training and jobs) and those animals are not what most people consider "pets". Think of your dog as a wolf in a state of arrested development somewhere in or around the puppy years.
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