People should control their cats. Dogs are cheeky and fun, cats are the opposite.
I was having some beverages when my buddy's feral, rabid beast of a cat attacked me. I managed to fend it off with his new lob wedge, but I could see it sizing me up for its next attack.
Folks, restrain your cats. They know only pure rage, and thrive only on accosting defenseless drunk people swinging golf clubs around.
Plus it puked on the floor. Stupid cat.
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