Anal itch is a serious medical condition which has taken a backseat for too long. I found this helpful advice:
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Are you bothered by excessive ANAL ITCHING, ANAL DANDRUFF or ANAL TETTER?
Are you constantly scratching and then picking the scaly, flaky skin out of your comb, brush and underwear?
Recognize anyone here?
"I'd like to thank you all for coming to this meeting
. . ."
(scratch, scratch scratch.)
"As you know, today we are going to be discussing
the proposed merger . . ."
(Scratch, Scratch Scratch!)
"A billion dollar merger which will effect both
companies in very substantive ways . . ."
(SCRATCH, SCRATCH SCRATCH!!!!!!!!)
"Bob, will you please get your hand out of the
back of your pants and either sit down or
go to the doctor!"
Maybe you recognize yourself?
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I did my radio show long after the advent of TV just because of my excessive anal itching.
- Arthur Godfrey
I really wasn't all that fast. I just wanted to get somewhere and scratch.
- Jesse Owens
Jerry and I really broke up over his excessive anal itching.
- Dean Martin
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